Spectre

Lee Kuan Yew walks away as Tin Pei Ling starts to speak

2012-01-09T23:54:00.000+08:00

As much as I don't like TPL, she doesn't deserve something like this... D= Why do so many people think this is funny.

How to deal with pole-leaners in the MRT

2011-12-18T03:34:00.000+08:00

LOL, this is so funny. Nice advertisement by Burger King. Creative.

Eisenfunk - Pong

2011-12-17T21:27:00.000+08:00

Industrial Song. This is pure awesomeness, not to mention industrial is damn cool. Ok, maybe to me.

Awesomeness starts at 1:10

Xperiment - The End Of An Era

2011-12-12T21:59:00.000+08:00

This is pure ecstasy. =D OMFG

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP [MUSIC VIDEO]

2011-11-28T03:31:00.000+08:00

Awesome to the max. =D

Rain

2011-11-20T16:09:00.000+08:00

Stupid monsoon season, I hate it when it rains so much! Making me mad, depressed and lonely. Well I'm not mad at it now because I'm at home!

=D Best place to be in when it's raining, home. Agreed?
Best activity to do when it's raining, cuddling and hugging. Would be nice to have someone's body against yours, warming you up.

Selena Gomez - Love You Like A Love Song Lyrics

2011-11-14T23:20:00.000+08:00

I gotta stop hitting the repeat button.

Madonna - Forbidden Love [Confessions Tour DVD]

2011-11-13T14:55:00.000+08:00

Forbidden love.
Are we supposed to be together

Naked

2011-11-05T13:23:00.002+08:00

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AHAHAHAH.

Britney Spears - Criminal (Official Video)

2011-11-02T00:48:00.000+08:00

"Mama please don't cry, I will be alright."

I know what I'm doing, stop probing into my life.

David Calvo juggles and solves Rubik's Cubes

2011-10-27T17:31:00.000+08:00

WOAH. Respect!

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie ft. Wyclef Jean

2011-10-26T23:21:00.000+08:00

I need to learn belly dancing. Imagine the amount of calories I could lose. Seems fun too. Hehe not to mention it's a good skill, seduction. =S

Batman

2011-10-24T21:51:00.000+08:00

Love

2011-10-23T21:50:00.001+08:00

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Keys

2011-10-22T21:50:00.002+08:00

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Nyan Cat Ocarina

2011-10-16T20:40:00.000+08:00

Cool max.

Wolverine

2011-10-15T18:41:00.002+08:00

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Why is he taking the airplane anyway.

Sperm

2011-10-07T20:46:00.000+08:00

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Ermmmm, AAHAHAHHAH. Opps.

Text

2011-10-06T20:35:00.000+08:00

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Cool, I wanna meet a hot sexy guy with huge package this way ;D. Opps too much information.

Bat

2011-10-05T20:24:00.001+08:00

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Hahahah!

Cat

2011-10-02T23:04:00.002+08:00

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Cute. ;D I wish I have cat power to memorize people with my eyes.

Moon

2011-10-01T22:55:00.001+08:00

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My favorite would be new moon. Oreo taste better without the creme in my opinion. Anyway the moon phase is wrong!!!

Correct moon phase

Facebook

2011-09-30T22:52:00.000+08:00

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I like threaten the most. They should really implement that button. AHAHAH I will just go around and press the threaten button on every status that I see. ;D

Strangers

2011-09-29T22:46:00.000+08:00

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I remembered my mum telling me when I was young, not to follow strangers, not to take sweets that strangers offered, not to get into stranger's car.

Come to think of it, none of this happened to me when I was young. This is weird. O.O

Diet

2011-09-28T22:45:00.003+08:00

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Ewwww, I sure as hell don't wanna sacrifice my other parts of my body to lose weight. It needs to be healthy.

Electricity

2011-09-27T23:21:00.000+08:00

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AHAHAH SO TRUE. Really depends on how you look at it. In the electricity point of view. If you use lots of electricity, your bills is gonna explode. xD

Perfection

2011-09-26T22:38:00.000+08:00

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Ahahahah saw all the comments. Well I guess most of the "perfect" (subjective) guys already have boyfriends.

Abortion

2011-09-25T21:55:00.001+08:00

Saw this post on Facebook, decided to put it here. It's about abortion. Don't read if you can't handle it.

Hi, Mommy.

I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old. You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet, but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only. I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other, and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up.

You found out about me today, Mommy! You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile, and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life, and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already.

Today was the day you told Daddy. You were so excited to tell him about me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry. I don't think that you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called wedlock, and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though, so it was okay. Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward, and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you. You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good. It made me cry, too. He said sorry after, and he hugged you again. You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you... why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy.

Finally, you can see me! Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe. So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you. I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart.

I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy.

Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said. And he hit you again. I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt! I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person, I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me. Why doesn't he like me, Mommy?

You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?

It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you. I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep. You sleep funny, kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again. Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more?

I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy. Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.

...Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you!

Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!

Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe. I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion.

Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me? I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy! I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me? I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here, I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you!

I love you, Mommy.

Every abortion is just…

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you’re against abortion, repost.

Cute dog

2011-09-24T23:20:00.000+08:00

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OMG THIS IS SO CUTE AHAHAHA. Super dog to the rescue!

Can't Take My Eyes off You - Frankie Valli and The 4 Seasons

2011-09-23T18:02:00.000+08:00

Such an old song. I love this so much.

God

2011-09-17T19:55:00.001+08:00

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Cool. The person who did this is awesome. AHAHAH SOME OF IT MADE ME LAUGH SO LOUD!

Eclipse

2011-09-07T16:17:00.002+08:00

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Cute max! =D

Calvin and Hobbes

2011-09-07T10:31:00.002+08:00

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Calvin and Hobbes as Batman and Robin. AHAHAHA.

Poor Tails

2011-09-06T22:16:00.003+08:00

Love the ending! AHAHAHAHA.
Why won't you just let me die. Poor tails.

Owl

2011-09-02T17:22:00.001+08:00

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AHAHA Owl. Cute.

iQuit

2011-08-31T03:15:00.002+08:00

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iQuit AHHAAHAH!

Wolverine

2011-08-30T21:44:00.001+08:00

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Cute! Wolverine is like a cat. Well I don't know actually.

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)

2011-08-30T20:53:00.000+08:00

Can't wait for Friday to arrive nowadays. Ever since I started working.

Really love the part where it's says.

T.G.I.F
T.G.I.F
T.G.I.F
T.G.I.F
T.G.I.F

Under or Over

2011-08-23T23:38:00.002+08:00

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I don't really care which side it is on usually - -. Makes no difference to me.

Angry Birds

2011-08-20T22:34:00.001+08:00

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AHAHAHAH WTF!? Kinda true. =S

Draw

2011-08-20T13:29:00.001+08:00

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O M G. The person who drew this sure can draw very well. Me likes.

Boots

2011-08-18T22:56:00.000+08:00

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FISH WEARING BOOTS?

Honestly didn't expected that ahahhahahah! Wtf! xD Random like mad.

Hidden message

2011-08-18T01:01:00.001+08:00

Saw this on Facebook. Had to share cause it looks nice

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Press ctrl f and input in 9. Love everyone =D.

formspring - Larry!

2011-08-16T23:40:00.002+08:00

OMGOMGOMG. It's been a long time since I last logged into formspring. AAHAHAH, so sorry! Internship right now, very busy. No time for social networking =(

Ask me anything

formspring - art or music?

2011-08-16T23:38:00.002+08:00

Hard to choose. I would choose music though. Smoothing to the ears. Can relax on my bed and listen to it all day long.

Ask me anything

Nerds

2011-08-16T23:35:00.002+08:00

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TRUE DIE HARD NERDS. They actually give up vajayjay for video games!? AHAHAAHH. The power of video games. Sad sad girl. Looks like she won't be getting any action tonight.

Mirror

2011-08-13T20:03:00.001+08:00

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The mirror is a bit too powerful. Magnify the light till like that. O.O

Woolverine

2011-08-09T00:53:00.000+08:00

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AHAHAHH nice word play.

Cute

2011-08-08T20:55:00.000+08:00

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CUTE!

National Day

2011-08-08T00:15:00.000+08:00

It's gonna be that special day again every year. You know, 9th of August. I used to be very patriotic in the past. I still can remember the times when I say the pledge and sing the national anthem proudly. I thought Singapore was like the best country to live in the past.

Now it all just doesn't make sense to me. Singapore... It's becoming a horrible place to live in. The world really revolves around money. Sigh.

I wanna move out of Singapore in the future, but where to? I love Singapore. I really do. All the smart people already left Singapore. It's all about profits or power now. SMRT, SBS, Pay And Pay.

Somehow I'm not that excited for national day tomorrow. Hah.

Pump

2011-08-05T20:33:00.002+08:00

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Cute! A bit depressing though.

Jelly fish

2011-08-04T18:15:00.000+08:00

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So desperate to see his pee pee?

Money

2011-08-04T11:24:00.001+08:00

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So true! MONEY makes the world round.

Cups

2011-08-04T11:23:00.003+08:00

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Cute.

7 Years

2011-08-04T11:23:00.001+08:00

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O.O I didn't realized this. AHAHAHA

Necklace

2011-08-04T11:22:00.001+08:00

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Didn't know the Hulk is into this kind of necklace.

Breast Power

2011-08-02T10:49:00.000+08:00

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The power. Ahh, still, if the cup is hot, won't the breast hurt? I guess that's where the super power comes in? =| I wanna have such powers too.

Beard

2011-08-02T10:42:00.003+08:00

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Really looks more tough and man with the beard.

Hadouken

2011-07-23T00:24:00.000+08:00

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AHAHAHA cute Hadouken joke. AHAHAAH

You didn't have to

2011-07-22T23:21:00.002+08:00

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O.O, AHAHAAHAH hate it when people say you didn't have to. For me I will be really ar? Sure a not. xD

Make up lesson

2011-07-22T23:21:00.000+08:00

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AHAHAHA really taking the word make up literally. LOL

Enrique Iglesias - Heartbeat ft. Nicole Scherzinger

2011-07-18T00:11:00.001+08:00

My heart got stolen by you. I miss you.

Social Life

2011-07-16T22:04:00.000+08:00

Omg? I didn't blog for one week already?

So busy with internship, that I hardly have time to go online. Whether Facebook, Twitter or MSN. This really sucks. Work really takes away all the social life from people. I don't even have time to meet people.

Meeting people I love who's also working is worse. No time at all for them. Really?

I don't want to live a life like this. =(

Everyone who starts work don't have time for one another. So sad.

Sigh. Hard to find time, but definitely will got time to meet up if both wants to meet each other =D.

Culcha Candela Monsta Official Music Video

2011-07-09T12:18:00.000+08:00

Addicted to this song. Monsta. ♥

10 Notoriously Controversial Books

2011-07-08T23:59:00.000+08:00

10 Notoriously Controversial Books

Read this and see the first in the list... You be surprised.

Germany 1960: Wyn Hoop - Bonne Nuit Ma Chérie

2011-07-07T23:58:00.000+08:00

Omg this is good! German jazz? GOOD.

Similar

2011-07-07T00:11:00.001+08:00

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!? AHAHAHH LOOKS SIMILAR!

Mean

2011-07-06T22:58:00.002+08:00

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This is so sad and mean =(.

They are human too.

Friendly Face Male

2011-07-04T01:10:00.002+08:00

Guys! I took part in this competition called the Watsons You award in the category Friendly Face Male. Help me to vote pleaseeeeeee! I really want the 1st prize money, which is two thousand and the modeling contract!

I have always wanted a modeling career but didn't think I would make it. Hopefully winning the first prize will help me achieve that dream.

Help me to vote thank you =D.
1. Click the link and like the page if you have not.
2. After that go back to the link
3. Vote for me Larry Quek Swee Thiam

If possible, help me to spread the message through any social media. Twitter, Facebook, Blogs, anything! Thanks again!

http://apps.facebook.com/watsonsyou/category-5.php

Perception

2011-07-03T01:15:00.001+08:00

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Perception!

Pony

2011-07-03T01:00:00.002+08:00

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Ponies Heroes. Cute to the max. I have always loved ponies. =D

Fart

2011-07-01T21:10:00.001+08:00

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AHAHAAH THE FART LAST THAT LONG!? The cape is moving~.

Fat

2011-06-29T21:57:00.001+08:00

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GG. Fat.

Rock Paper Scissors

2011-06-29T02:02:00.000+08:00

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Now I know how to win at rock paper scissors all the time. =D

Doctor

2011-06-28T11:05:00.001+08:00

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Okay, this is fucked up. Lol!

Inception jokes

2011-06-25T23:07:00.002+08:00

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This is the best I have seen so far. Really priceless. Two memes in one comix. (y) thumbs up.

Inception jokes

2011-06-25T01:22:00.002+08:00

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Oh wow, this is good. The catchline is for you to guess yourself.

Insertion.
Conception.

Lol, hope they used contraception.

Shit

2011-06-25T01:18:00.002+08:00

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Heh. What if the person eats shit. O.O

Patrolman

2011-06-24T01:43:00.000+08:00

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Wow, this is great if all those speed patrolman are this forgetful. Though there will be a lot of accidents I guess.

Signs

2011-06-22T23:42:00.001+08:00

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Wow, didn't imagined all of that. Creative.

Intersect

2011-06-22T23:41:00.000+08:00

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Men and men = perfect aligned circle.
Women and women = perfect aligned circle.

Problem solved. Homosexuality. Kidding.

I

2011-06-22T23:38:00.001+08:00

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH. Nice one.

Car

2011-06-22T23:37:00.000+08:00

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Car sex. 0.o

Mean

2011-06-22T23:35:00.001+08:00

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Okay, this is really mean. If my boyfriend say that, I would definitely break up with him.

Shake

2011-06-22T23:34:00.002+08:00

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Taking word as it is O.O

Moustaches

2011-06-21T18:00:00.000+08:00

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The difference with and without. Man I need moustaches.

Computer

2011-06-21T17:58:00.002+08:00

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Wow, it must suck. Lololol.

Harden

2011-06-18T22:51:00.002+08:00

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Erectile dysfunction. LOL. AHAHAHAHAH.

Meanie

2011-06-18T22:33:00.001+08:00

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That's super mean O.O

Pink Dot 2011

2011-06-18T21:34:00.004+08:00

Went for Pink Dot earlier on. This is the first time I go for Pink Dot. It was awesome, went to Clarke Quay MRT, I was in for a surprised. So many people in pink omg. So excited. Went to find Samuel and Tricia. =D

What I wore for Pink Dot 2011, formal wear with suspenders. I look freaking hot and handsome =x. So many people checking me out. No one else wearing suspenders there. =D

I wanna go for Pink Dot again next year! So many hot people there. Hehe.

Badass name

2011-06-17T01:26:00.000+08:00

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Evil badass name. Love the bread scorcher.

Fat is no

2011-06-16T20:57:00.000+08:00

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Urgh wtf? This baby is fat.

Wire

2011-06-16T20:54:00.002+08:00

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Wire?

Gross

2011-06-15T19:02:00.002+08:00

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Owww, gross.

Inception jokes

2011-06-15T19:00:00.002+08:00

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Exception. O_O

Reception

2011-06-09T17:50:00.001+08:00

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Ring ring hello. This reminds me of Charlie the Unicorn.

Slavery!

2011-06-09T15:50:00.001+08:00

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Slavery!

HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

2011-06-05T19:25:00.000+08:00

AHAHAHAHAHAH, wtf. Love the I'm pregnant one. LOL

Llamas

2011-06-04T11:52:00.002+08:00

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AAHAHAHA laughed at Edward Llama.

What to do

2011-06-03T10:58:00.001+08:00

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So true, whenever my parents is standing behind me when I'm using the lappy, I will just casually go my itunes or browse my folder till they go off. Guilty as charged.